BEFORE YOU BECOME A WIFE

 BEFORE YOU BECOME A WIFE..

*1. HAVE SOUND VISION FOR YOUR LIFE*

 You are more than a cook and baby factory. You are on earth for a purpose. What is your vision, what is your mission? What is your reason for existence? Do you want to end up without fulfilling your purpose on earth all because of marriage? Your marriage should not jeopardize your mission and vision rather it should contribute towards making them a realization. 

*2. HAVE A SOURCE OF INCOME*

If you have no job or business you are doing and you are looking for an ATM man to dump all your financial responsibility on,  you will end up a leech,  not a wife,  a sucker,  not a giver,  a liability,  not an asset,  a burden, not a burden bearer! Get a job!

*3. TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY*

Some ladies are in their twenties and they look close to their graves, why? How many children have you had? Why are you not firm, smart, healthy, and attractive? 

If you have health issues,  darling, pray for healing before you get married. With faith, you will be healed. 

If you eat junk,  stop the trash and eat healthy food. Too much sugar, red meat, and chocolates are not good for you. They are waiting to affect your body in the future.

*4. LEARN HOW TO ADDRESS A MAN*

You don't talk to a man like your errand boy or primary schoolmate. You talk to him as your head with respect and honor. If you can't respect a man and regard him as the leader in your relationship, forget about marriage darling or you may end up divorced or a single mother. 

*5. LEARN HOW TO COOK

See,  men don't joke with their stomachs. Learn to cook different types of food and soup. Routine food eventually becomes tasteless and uninviting. 

Men love adventure. Children love adventure. Cooking different types of soup/food makes your husband stay at home and have no need to wander into bukaterias, cafeterias, eateries, etc where daughters of Jezebel may seduce and snatch him from you!

*6. LEARN ABOUT SEX*

Not by practicing for God's sake,  you are not yet married. A few months/weeks before your wedding,  learn about your sexual anatomy, sexuality, reproductive organs, genitals,  etc. Be familiar with your body and prepare for quality sex IN MARRIAGE. 

I get too many chats from naive,  ignorant brides and it gets to me. Some even stay off sex for weeks or months on end after the wedding. What's the meaning of that nonsense?

Take a mirror and look at your vagina, labia minora,  labia majora,  clitoris, and vagina entrance,  some say if you look close enough you will see your hymen. Each part has its functions in marriage. 

*7. BE A PRAYER MACHINE!*

A woman who cannot pray is not ready for marriage! Your husband has a great destiny to fulfill,  you have a great destiny to fulfill,  your children have a great destiny to fulfill and the devil won't fold his arms and watch protect your family by soaking them in prayer! 

If you are a lazy spiritual bum as a single lady,  your prayer life will end up a sorry case after marriage! Before you become a wife,  prepare well so you do not help a failure in your husband's house